{"product_id":"do-not-pet-fluffy-cows-yellowstone-t-shirt","title":"Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cows Unisex Cotton T-Shirt – Vintage Yellowstone Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e .ys-product, .ys-product * { box-sizing: border-box; } .ys-product { --forest: #2f4034; --forest-dark: #1f2e25; --rust: #a45e43; --cream: #f6f1e7; --line: #d9d2c5; --text: #302f2a; --muted: #68665f; width: 100%; max-width: 760px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 14px 10px 32px; color: var(--text); font-family: \"Avenir Next\", Avenir, \"Segoe UI\", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.7; } .ys-product p { margin: 0; } .ys-product img { display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; } .ys-hero { padding: 8px 4px 14px; text-align: center; } .ys-kicker { margin-bottom: 7px !important; color: var(--rust); font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 1.3px; text-transform: uppercase; } .ys-title { max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto; color: var(--forest-dark); font-family: Georgia, Cambria, \"Times New Roman\", serif; font-size: 29px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: -0.3px; } .ys-intro { max-width: 630px; margin: 11px auto 0 !important; color: var(--muted); } .ys-image { margin: 16px 0 28px; } .ys-section { margin-bottom: 29px; } .ys-heading { margin: 0 0 11px; padding-left: 11px; border-left: 4px solid var(--rust); color: var(--forest-dark); font-family: Georgia, Cambria, \"Times New Roman\", serif; font-size: 21px; line-height: 1.35; } .ys-copy strong { color: var(--forest-dark); } .ys-details { margin-top: 7px; border-top: 1px solid var(--line); } .ys-detail-row { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 145px minmax(0, 1fr); gap: 18px; padding: 13px 2px; border-bottom: 1px solid var(--line); } .ys-detail-name { color: var(--muted); font-size: 13px; font-weight: 700; } .ys-detail-value { color: var(--forest-dark); font-weight: 700; } .ys-detail-note { display: block; margin-top: 2px; color: var(--muted); font-size: 13px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.5; } .ys-trip-list { margin: 12px 0 0; padding-left: 20px; } .ys-trip-list li { margin-bottom: 5px; } .ys-size-note, .ys-fit-note { color: var(--muted); font-size: 14px; } .ys-size-note { margin-bottom: 12px !important; } .ys-fit-note { margin-top: 12px !important; } .ys-care { padding: 17px 18px; background: var(--cream); border-left: 4px solid var(--forest); } .ys-care-title { margin: 0 0 7px; color: var(--forest-dark); font-family: Georgia, Cambria, \"Times New Roman\", serif; font-size: 20px; } .ys-closing { margin-top: 30px; padding: 23px 18px; background: var(--forest); text-align: center; } .ys-closing-title { margin: 0 0 7px; color: #ffffff; font-family: Georgia, Cambria, \"Times New Roman\", serif; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1.3; } .ys-closing-copy { max-width: 590px; margin: 0 auto !important; color: #f2eee4; } @media (max-width: 560px) { .ys-product { padding: 10px 8px 26px; } .ys-title { font-size: 25px; } .ys-heading { font-size: 20px; } .ys-detail-row { grid-template-columns: 105px minmax(0, 1fr); gap: 12px; padding: 12px 1px; } .ys-image { margin: 14px 0 24px; } } \u003c\/style\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-product\"\u003e \u003cheader class=\"ys-hero\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"ys-kicker\"\u003eYellowstone Adventure Tee\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch1 class=\"ys-title\"\u003eDo Not Pet the Fluffy Cows\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp class=\"ys-intro\"\u003eA heavyweight vintage-inspired cotton T-shirt made for Yellowstone trips, camping weekends and unforgettable outdoor adventures. Available in Ivory White and Classic Black.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/header\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-image\"\u003e \u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/3314\/2682\/files\/ChatGPTImage2026_7_14_15_08_29_6.png?v=1784012962\" alt=\"Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cows Yellowstone cotton graphic T-shirt\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003csection class=\"ys-section\"\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"ys-heading\"\u003eVintage Park Style. Premium Cotton Comfort.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"ys-copy\"\u003eFeaturing a charging bison, an airborne visitor and the unforgettable phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cows.”\u003c\/strong\u003e The distressed artwork creates the look of a classic national park souvenir tee, available in warm Ivory White or versatile Classic Black.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-image\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/3314\/2682\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_7_14_16_01_52_1_17aa26bb-8ebe-4a34-b4ef-95616633422a.png?v=1784018730\" alt=\"Ivory White and Classic Black Yellowstone graphic T-shirts\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"ys-section\"\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"ys-heading\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-details\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-name\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-value\"\u003e 100% Premium Combed Ring-Spun Cotton \u003cspan class=\"ys-detail-note\"\u003eSmooth, soft cotton yarn with reduced surface fuzz and a comfortable natural feel.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-name\"\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-value\"\u003e 220 GSM Mid-Heavyweight Fabric \u003cspan class=\"ys-detail-note\"\u003eSubstantial enough to hold its shape while remaining comfortable for everyday wear.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-name\"\u003eFinish\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-value\"\u003e Garment-Washed \u0026amp; Pre-Shrunk \u003cspan class=\"ys-detail-note\"\u003eSoft-washed for a relaxed, lived-in feel and improved shape retention after washing.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-name\"\u003eFit\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-value\"\u003e Relaxed Unisex Silhouette \u003cspan class=\"ys-detail-note\"\u003eAn easy everyday shape designed to suit both men and women.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-name\"\u003eNeckline\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-value\"\u003e Reinforced Ribbed Crew Neck \u003cspan class=\"ys-detail-note\"\u003eFinished with shoulder and neck taping for additional structure and durability.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-name\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-value\"\u003e Double-Needle Finished Hems \u003cspan class=\"ys-detail-note\"\u003eReinforced stitching along the sleeves and bottom hem for a cleaner finish.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-name\"\u003eColors\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-value\"\u003e Ivory White \u0026amp; Classic Black \u003cspan class=\"ys-detail-note\"\u003eChoose warm, vintage-inspired Ivory White or timeless Classic Black to match your everyday outdoor style.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-name\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-detail-value\"\u003e Unisex S–5XL \u003cspan class=\"ys-detail-note\"\u003eChoose your regular size for a relaxed fit or size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-image\"\u003e \u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/3314\/2682\/files\/ChatGPTImage2026_7_14_15_08_22_1.png?v=1784012962\" alt=\"Man wearing an Ivory White Yellowstone graphic cotton T-shirt\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"ys-section\"\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"ys-heading\"\u003eMade for the Trip\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eA memorable choice for national park vacations, camping weekends, road trips, family adventures and gifts for outdoor lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul class=\"ys-trip-list\"\u003e \u003cli\u003eYellowstone and national park vacations\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eCamping, RV and road-trip outfits\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMatching couple and family travel looks\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for outdoor and wildlife lovers\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"ys-section\"\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"ys-heading\"\u003eUnisex Size Chart\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"ys-size-note\"\u003eMeasurements are in inches. Chest width is measured with the garment laid flat.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-image\" style=\"margin-top: 0;\"\u003e \u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/3314\/2682\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_7_14_15_10_55.png?v=1784013069\" alt=\"Unisex Yellowstone T-shirt size chart from S to 5XL\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cp class=\"ys-fit-note\"\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own. Choose one size up for a looser oversized appearance. Please allow slight variation due to manual measurement.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"ys-section\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"ys-care\"\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"ys-care-title\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eWash inside out with similar colors in cold water. Use a gentle cycle and mild detergent. Tumble dry on low or air dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"ys-closing\"\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"ys-closing-title\"\u003eKeep Your Distance. 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